"Are you a culinary klutz? Can't boil water without burning it? Then this site's for you. Rather than having to go through the hassle of -- heaven forbid! -- making or even warming up food, this menu mangling step-by-step guide shows you how to really impress a date or coworker. Yes, by taking simple, premade items such as an apple pie or a couple of off-the-shelf burgers, one can concoct such creations as the Surf and Turf and the, um, interesting sounding FryJita. A photo essay illustrates each creation, and it has a difficulty level guide in case you're unable to work out what the big words mean."