"Somehow I ended up on your site, and I am not aware of the fast food fever culture and whether or not you take submissions, but I am so delighted that there are other people out there who reengineer fast food to make a better treat than the menu item. So here goes:

I am a vegetarian (not for animal cruelty reasons, nor for health reasons, its merely the texture of beef, the smell and the taste that bother me, so fake beef is out, too), but I love Big Macs, so what's a girl to do?

I order the big mac without the beef, layer fries where the beef should go (though next time I will be making a fry taco out of the middle bun, add some ketchup and some spicy mustard, replace the buns and voila! Meatless fast food perfection."