A group popularly known as the 'food police' is hot on the trail of fast-food restaurants, demanding that calorie counters be added to menus of big chain operators.
FP: Hello Ma'am. We're the Food Police here to ask you a few questions. What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Lady: Hmm... I forget.
FP: Look lady, if you don't fess up, we're going to have to take you downtown.
Lady: But officer, I'm 86 years old. I forget what I had for lunch yesterday.
FP: Don't play dumb with me. Grab your dentures and turn around so I can cuff you.
Steve Garfield - 11/07/2003 07:06:00 AM | Permalink|
