Who would have guessed that those clever culinary conspirators could work such magic on a processed potato fried in fat. It's an amazing harmony unlike anything I've ever had.

"After feeding their fellow firefighters for years, Chris and Robin Sorensen discovered the secret of a sub that would satisfy even the most heroic of appetites. Make it big. Make it hot. Make it with mounds of the finest quality meats, cheeses and vegetables. And most importantly, steam it."

Parents are putting junk food such as burgers in the blender to feed to their babies, a BBC Six O'Clock News investigation has found.

"Fast Food - A wise guy named Bobby sells "a million cheese burgers a year" at his burger joint with the help of his night manager (Joey), his goons (Frankie the Mop, Freddie Ammonia), and assorted industry specialists. The wild Scorsese spoof reveals the inner workings of the business as the goodfellas rule their drive-thru with an iron fist. Eventually, of course, they "f--- it all up."