Policeman Gerry Scherlink said the pranksters told one customer who had just placed an order: "You don't need a couple of Whoppers. You are too fat. Pull ahead."
"We are trying to educate our customers that the foods they love at McDonald's can fit into the diet they're on," Vilella said. "If they're watching fat, carbs or counting calories, they can take the menu and fit it into the lifestyle that they're leading."
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