I'm like one of Pavlov's dogs, trained to salivate at the mere sight of those gorgeous plastic golden arches. And the smell? Forget about it. If a thin tendril of grease- and salt-laden air wafts by, there is nothing alive that's going to stand between me and my McNuggets.

"In the great cinematic tradition of Road Trip and Dude, Where's My Car? comes Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, which follows two likeable underdogs who set out on a Friday night quest to satisfy their craving for White Castle hamburgers and end up on an epic journey of deep thoughts, deeper inhaling and a wild road trip as un-PC as it gets. John Cho (American Pie 1 & 2) and Kal Penn (Malibu's Most Wanted) take on the title roles in the film directed by Danny Leiner (Dude, Where's My Car?) written by Hayden Schlossberg & Jonathan Hurwitz."

A few of the expected hits:

A Filet-O-Fish Called Wanda
John Turturro in Mac
The French Fry Connection
The English Heart Patient
The Deep Fry
The Apple Pie Gang
Mulholland Drive-Thru
Body Doubling

"USATODAY.com - McDonald's wades deeper into DVDs: "lockbuster has a very big-footed rival about to stomp on its turf: Ronald McDonald. McDonald's (MCD) on Monday will announce plans to begin testing DVD rental kiosks at all 105 Denver stores."

"We landed in Venice with hearty appetites last summer, and knew exactly where we weren't going to eat. Camera-clickers bounced around tables in the Piazza San Marco like unwieldy bumper cars, and from restaurant terraces overlooking canals, diners suffered the gondoliers' ear-splitting serenades to floating fleets of package-tour grandes dames. La Serenissima it most definitely was not."