Surf 'n Turf

You know you want it; the hearty goodness of beef, combined with the flaky delicacy that is fish. But you want the elegance of Surf 'n Turf, without paying Red Lobster prices. The Surf 'n Turf Burger achieves this using only a McDonald's Big 'n Tasty and a Filet-O-Fish.

Just remove the bottom bun from each sandwich, and set both of them aside so you can make Fry Dogs if you're still hungry later. Next, put the two sandwiches against each other, patty-to-patty, as nature intended. Grasp the sandwich by the two top buns, and take a bite. The result is unsurpassed, and is best accompanied by a full-bodied red or white wine, or a fountain orange soda.

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1. Humble beginnings... 2. We've got turf... 3. Looks like a hockey puck... 4. Attach the surf to the turf... 5. A masterpiece...
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6. Tartar sauce looks sexy... 7. Is it me or... 8. Special bonus... 9. Six fries, bread, cheese... 10. AKA: The Fry Taco
11. Now go back and finish...